Monday, April 20, 2009

Dear Scott

Congratulations on making People Magazine yet again! It's a shame your handsome mug wasn't on the cover, but you've appeared in those pages more times than any other murderer by now, and that's totally awesome. Well done! This will finally prove to my best friend who insists the dead serial killer she still has the hots for, Ted Bundy, was more famous and photogenic than you that she's speaking out of her asshole. Rock on!
Sitting in a 4-by-9-foot cell on San Quentin's Death Row, Scott Peterson doesn't have a lot of choices in life, but he can decide how to decorate his wall.

While many cons plaster their cells with pictorial collages, Peterson has only one photo hanging across from his bunk: a smiling shot of him and his wife, Laci.

Peterson, 36, was sentenced to death by lethal injection in March of 2005 after being convicted of murdering Laci and their unborn son, Conner, and tossing them in the San Francisco Bay on Christmas Eve day of 2002. His case is on appeal, which means he isn't likely to face execution for two decades.

Peterson now spends five hours a day shooting hoops, doing pull-ups and playing cards with other inmates like William Noguera, a prison artist who was convicted of murder for financial gain in 1983. "There are a group of guys that he hangs with," Robinson tells PEOPLE, "but it's not anyone of any (criminal) notoriety."

Robinson says Peterson still gets regular visits – several each month – from family and friends. He also receives numerous letters from female admirers who send him checks for his commissary account. "He has a significant amount of money in his account from people all over the world," says Robinson. Peterson can spend $180 a month on items such as soda, candy, cookies, toothpaste and deodorant.

Despite being locked in a cell for 19 hours a day, Robinson believes Peterson has adjusted well to his confinement. "You're still able to forge relationships with people who live around you and you try to make the most of your condition," says Robinson. "I think that's what Scotty is doing."


  1. I'm seriously considering commiting murder in the hopes that a hottie like you might consider dedicating a blog to me. Now THAT would be the awesomest!!

  2. So he's talking about your relationship to other inmates... This is good... Really good!

    He's thinking about you all the time. That bitch Laci still has her cold clutched fingernails into him though. You need him to get that picture down from his cell wall, I mean "dude... She's dead. You killed her remember?"


  3. Oh happy day! You got a very public shout out from Scott in a popular celebrity magazine! And he is getting your letters after all - I'm guessing the 's' at the end of 'admirers' is a typo! Maybe someone from inside the prison is trying to keep you two apart and is intercepting his letters back to you! I think it's time to pop that bottle of Martini & Rossi Asti Spumanti - a celebration is in order!

  4. How dare he keep her picture on his cell wall instead of yours!

  5. LovesDarkChocolateApril 22, 2009 at 5:42 AM

    Girl, as much as I don't like pretty boys, I gotta say your man Scott is a heck-of-a-lot more rugged looking that that New Blond Kid About To Be On the Block. (Yeah, I know...innocent 'till proven guilty and all that bullshit.) You know who I mean...that Craig's list character. I hope you'll never switch your devotion from your True Love to that...that piece of....

    But back to Scott: "His case is on appeal, which means he isn't likely to face execution for two decades." So you have twenty years to convince your Lover Boy to run eagerly into your waiting -- albeit wrinkled and flabby -- arms the minute they let him outta the can. I have faith in you, can do it!

    (I hope you're doing some arm and butt rolls.)

  6. I don't know, Lisa--doesn't it bother you that he has a pic of his dead ex-wife hanging in his cell when he should be totally dedicating all his energy to you?

    If I were you, I'd consider dumping him for the new hottie murdere that's here in Boston--the "Craiglist Killer." He's WAY cuter than your Scott!

    Take care, you--and don't let the photo of Lacey get you down.


  7. Wow even with that haircut he still looks pretty sick and deranged to me but I hear the girls today go for that sort of thing in a man. Lol

  8. Looks like he likes it in there. After all, he only ever wanted to be in the company of men. I mean, his wife was pregnant--obviously, it couldn't have been Pretty Boy's doing. How's that for throwing it in his face? But now he's got guys lining up five hours a day to shoot it in his hoop! No wonder he's smiling!